Phenton Neymour and his drop dead gorgeous bride wed over the weekend!

Abaco, Bahamas — Facebook disclosed that one term former MP Phenton Neymour was married for a second time over the weekend.

His new bride is a beautiful drop dead gorgeous gal from North Abaco. The wedding was grand, picturesque and elegant.

All the big losers were present! Namely, former PM and defeated leader of the FNM Hubert Ingraham. So was MP for Long Island and big loser in the leader race, Loretta Butler-Turner, with husband trailing behind. Former Speaker Alvin Smith and Miss-tossed-out-the-Senate Heather Hunt were also there.

But close sources disclose that FNM Leader Dr Hubert Minnis was not invited and, in fact, did not care to attend as he doesn’t intend to line Neymour or any of the big losers up in his 2017 candidates slate!

Those who followed Hubert Ingraham are yesterday’s news!

Bahamas Press wishes the new couple every success but the message is clear: Phenton ‘NOMORE’ Neymour will not be carrying the FNM Banner in the 2017 General Elections. The numbers of one term MPs continue to grow.

We report yinner decide!