Nassau, Bahamas — ‘Ohhhhhhhhhh they scared dey scared the FNM comin’ that is now the cry following the resignation of Elizabeth MP, Malcolm Adderley, from the Progressive Liberal Party over the weekend.
Now to readers of Bahamas Press this is no new news. We told you so. We did NOT take any holiday break. And while members of the WUTLESS Media were following Santa Claus, Shopping, Talking Junkanoo and shaking they self up on Bay Street, your Bahamas Press was deep on the ground following Hubert Ingraham, Aaron ‘Kiki’ Knowles, Roy Burke and Alphonso Elliott as they combed through the constituency of Elizabeth. The group found a new partner to join them in the ride, the soon to be seated MP for Elizabeth, Dr. Dwane Sands.
Bahamas Press, the Bahamian AP wire service, was the first media to tell the public a by-election was imminent. We were the first to report Malcolm Adderley will resign. We told you Turncoat and former PLP MP was headed to be a judge in the Supreme Court bench. And we outlined the power play by Hubert Ingraham and the FNM for 2010. After one month in hibernation the WUTLESS MEDIA in the Bahamas has finally awoken and yes, they’re reporting one-month-old news, AGAIN!
Bahamas Press can now report to you that a delegation within the PLP has formed to call on Perry Christie to GO! The group we understand are sick and tired of the WUTLESS LATE AGAIN practices of the PLP leader who delivered the party into an election defeat in 2007.
Sources close to the committee said, “Had Christie rid the PLP of windbags like Malcolm, we would not be in this predicament today. Christie has been silent on every issue facing the people of this country. He’s been pin shut on the Malcolm’s defiance since 2007. And he has done nothing to ready the party as promised since the October 2009 convention.
“We have now come to the conclusion that this situation has embarrassed the organization before the nation once again, and the time for Change within our Party is now. If no once can see it, we’re sure Stevie Wonder can.”
The PLP trustee who wishes to remain anonymous added, “The time is ripe for the PLP’s new Deputy Leader, Mr. Philip ‘Brave’ Davis, to now step forward and assume control of the Party. We have a lame duck, vision-less, lazy, speechless, Guy Fawkes who claims to assume the title as leader, but is mute! We need someone to step forward Like Davis, who had the gall and put a countdown on Adderley. I mean in one weekend, Brave Davis put instant fear in that lousy scoundrel MP for Elizabeth. Davis smoked him out of his Bin Laden cave. Davis did in one week what Christie couldn’t do in almost 3 years.
Bahamas Press can confirm a battle between Christie and Davis camps in the PLP are beginning to temper and the jostling to move Davis into the leadership post in the PLP have already began.
BE BRAVE!!! CHANGE THE BAHAMAS!
The new face of leadership in the PLP at the centre and seated, Philip ‘Brave’ Davis