PLPs and FNMs Join Labour on Friday…



  1. •I am not really sure if best practices have emerged around things like that, but I am sure that your great job is clearly identified. I was wondering if you offer any subscription to your RSS feeds as I would be very interested and can?t find any link to subscribe here.

  2. This is so true. It is amazing how people are now saying that they know God will deliver us from this ditch we are in. Two years ago, I thought Hubert was god(small g) how much they worshipped him. Now he is the ruler and now all you hear is knashing of teeth. It reminds me of the movie The Lion King when Mufasa brother Scar killed him and Scar became King. Then the country suffered. Now if the PLP want to Govern by their Philosophies, they need to do what is right and be ready for service. I believe their is a Simba in the PLP and he is coming forth to defeat Scar.

  3. Dear Civil Servants:

    Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

    Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Government to be considered for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Government deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

    Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Government.

    Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Government has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Supervisor, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

    [Hubert A. Ingraham]

    Your FNM Government

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