An FNM flaming toyboy seeks nomination and wishes to open an all-boys programme for youths… vell looka dis!

Dirty and garbage gone to bed in the FNM’s Front Yard on Mackey Street which had to be cleaned up by private citizens. file photo.

NASSAU| A blazing, flaming toyboy is seeking to pervert the game of politics inside the governing Party shall get the approval of PM Hubert Minnis in the upcoming General Elections. 

The toyboy is known for his electric disco lights extravagant GAY parties in the quiet Coral Harbour community, where some alleged even young underaged boys have attended.

The toyboy was on the ground in a southwestern community of New Providence just a few weeks ago, canvassing the area seeking the FNM nomination.

The hopeful candidate, who BP intends to keep out of politics, was once alleged to have gotten his car bogged deep in the sand on a beach in the capital late into the night where he and another underaged fairy-god-mother was moonlighting under the stars. 

The flaming toyboy regularly worships at his COUSINS’ church where he is also an active member and has made sure to erect a special basketball court to attract the community youths. 

We at BP have assigned two seasoned writers to keep a close eye on the toyboy all this election season. We want to warn residents inside that community now being canvassed to make sure ya kids BOYCOTT all the toyboy events – before he leads them to his lavish home deep in Coral Harbour.

A word to the wise is sufficient!

We report yinner decide!